By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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helterskeltersmi 0

so in other words... it doesn't count(:

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Fmeonce_shameonu 15

If you get a second chance do yourself a favor and clear the pipe RIGHT before you hook up. Should at the least give you a few minutes of action lol

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shelby0123 0

its ok next time when ur about to do it think about building a dresser u have to measure then cut and then put together

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AmethystRain 20

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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pink_raindrops 26

It's to distract his mind so he wont be so excited at that moment. Guys I knew used to joke about thinking of baseball so that wouldn't finish in 2 seconds. I'm sure it would do something, if my mind is distracted with something I have a harder time finishing.

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Invierno 10

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Don't feel too bad, OP. It happens. Plenty else you can do to satisfy your girl. ;) The real FML would be to stand there awkwardly and do nothing after ejaculating prematurely. Hope you actually lost your virginity after that first failed attempt...

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welandedonthemoo 5

hopefully she'll give u a second chance. it happens

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futbol4eva 0

Seems like you didn't lose anything then

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brandonjd25 3

FYI: still a virgin. "A" for effort. "F" for life.

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Minky1996 0

1. Your still a virgin 2. mate I'm 14 and I've lost my virginity already

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AmethystRain 20

How is that something to brag about? If you're a girl, congrats on being an easy *****. If you're a guy, congrats on likely being a "baby daddy" before you finish high school.

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intoxicatedhero1 2

Leave the guy alone, so he's a virgin. Losing your virginity at 14 is nothing to be proud of. So stfu and leave him alone.

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silentblack 0

sooo u still virgin.

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