By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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izzy7 11

If you finished before entering I don't think it counts, dude.

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EZ2XLR8 7

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a 28 year old virgin. Your future wife will be the real woman of your dreams... it will be more special with your future wife (that is if you want one).

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mattshep1989 0

hate to break it to you, but your still a virgin... sorry

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xjessxjessx 0

if you didnt enter arent u still a virgin?

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dgunn92 0

then u didn't have sex, and what does that make you?

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skyeyez9 24

If you want to get laid so badly, and aren't held back by religious reasons, hire an escort. Do something to remedy your situation. Or get on a dating website, look for a gf.

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portablecupid 3

"Today I lost my virginity.... I finished before entering" You did not lose your virginity.

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