By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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sko12342 3

That´s not really losing your virginity.. My advise is to practise before having sex the next time..

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rachael21 0

then technically your still a virgin lol

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XxThrasherxX 0

Probably just excitment

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SL33PY_13 4

haha pitiful n shameful I lasted longer my first time n I was 14 at tha time

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MEM0817 18

Doesn't that mean you're still a virgin then...?

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SL33PY_13 4

if he didn't enter her vigina then yah she is

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youmissedup 0

Some people call it premature I just call it extacy..

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MEM0817 18

Seriously, this fml needs to be re-worded. It should say "Today, I went to lose my virginity after 28 years and I ****** that shit up... but not the way I wanted to."

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ohhaixp 6

you should now wear a rubber at all times.... it's a necessity.

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izzey 1

yeah.... definitely didn't lose your virginity then

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