Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished...

By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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You deserved it 5 928

hombrepollo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

ur still a virgin

Glitterhinoceros 14

Friday 22 July 2011 16:09

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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enopola 5

Friday 22 July 2011 16:12

I bet your sister is a lovely woman

tobabo101 0

Friday 22 July 2011 17:34

^ HA !

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 22 July 2011 16:12

no comment.....

ThatFunnyDude 3

Friday 22 July 2011 17:52

...derp

kiddisskidd 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:23

if you have no comment , then don't comment.

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 4:45

If you don't have anything to say then don't comment.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 16:13

i have a book for you-how to satisfy your lover for dummies.

olii_fml 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:39

Why would you have a book like that? Aren't you 14?

toelie 26

Friday 22 July 2011 16:53

Cause apparently he's a dummy.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 17:04

ill take it from my parents :) lol

hellojuicyhello 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:58

damm kids

LolMoqz 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:08

hah. ^^ SOME of us aren't that bad(x

Alex94xela 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:13

wow fyl I hope you get a second chance with her.

gurpreet 5

Friday 22 July 2011 16:14

tell it again

cre8or99 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:13

cool story bro

brandybaby1204 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:14

aww fyl OP. i feel worse for the woman though

BrooklynnStroker 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:16

Sorry guy, but you didn't lose your virginity!

tayza249 20

Friday 22 July 2011 16:16

40 year old virgin, anyone?

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Friday 22 July 2011 16:17

I don't think this constitutes as losing your virginity I'm afraid.

Yodaevil 4

Friday 22 July 2011 17:11

maybe he still got it on? for her sake? just finished, then started?

life2007 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:24

hopefully she was nice enough to give you a second chance...don't let her down next time. FYL but FHL more she was unsatisfied

jackgoldstein 5

Friday 22 July 2011 17:04

WTF is your picture of!?

gmc_blossom 21

Friday 22 July 2011 19:14

Yes, do tell us what your picture is of, please. I beg of you.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 22 July 2011 22:35

A butthole? :3

HopeBaby77713 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:41

I thought it looks like STD pic sorry but it does

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