By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 915
You deserved it 12 117

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

Comments

Dude, a lot of people don't have a perfect first time. I am sure you were embarrassed but if you spend a few minutes exploring the territory you should be good for a second shot on goal. The good news is you found a woman who is willing to take you to bed. Experience counts in team sports. Get a little practice and you will be fine. Beware - after the first taste, many guys want to sample everything on the buffet and wonder about every female they see. Sounds like fun but not an activity that enhances most relationships. Most guys go through this in their teens when it is more or less what everyone expects from us.

ROAD_HOUSE 0

hopefully she gave him another chance

laideehawk 6

At least you lost your virginity to the girl of your dreams! Most guys will tell you they've never arrived early, but they're lying :)

G6chick 0

if u didn't enter ur a virgin

mcright11 0
ohyoulikethat 0

:@ i just threw up from your picture

doesn't matter, had sex! ....kinda?