By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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daxter136 0

how is it possible to lose your virginity if you never entered

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xyadove 8

get hard and go for it again! or does that not actually happen...

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natmiddlemiss 0

Appearently your still a virgin too!

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katialovesfml 0

practice makes perfect but good luck scoring with her again

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Dodie__fml 2

shoulda pre-jacked. you would have lasted longer

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hellojuicyhello 5

haha! pre jacked!? hahaha

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SL33PY_13 4

that is true u should unload tha gun before any firing

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melonrind 8

Sounds like you're still a virgin....Did she laugh?

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SmittyJA24 26

The first time is always like this for guys. That's why it's best to get this shit out of the way when we're 14 or 15, not 21+.... Don't worry, OP; you'll learn how to make it last.

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ReynshineCutting 10

No it's not. My fiancé was almost 23 when he gave me his virginity and he had no problems.

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tona01 16

i really don't think that happens a lot, well at least it didn't happen to me

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gmc_blossom 21

No, no. It's not good to be little manwhore when 14 or 15.

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mismonroe 0

I think it's as much FHL as it is yours.

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Tkao96 0

dude that's embarrassing as hellllll

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