By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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sarahmd 0

hey, it happens. if it continues to be a problem, there are medicines and methods of training yourself to last longer. if the woman of your dreams is willing, why don't you get better with her? ;)

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Dante17 6

simple..... a clean up and go for it again...... but it happens, just keep on again

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zhightower 3

FYL.... you saved your virginity for the woman of your dreams for 28 years only to make a fool of yourself in front of her..... why do you think we have hookers??? for practice!!!! cause practice is the road to excellence

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Smarrtt_ass17 0

Yeahh dude don't sayy you lost it.. You didn't.. Sorry. Better luck nexttime

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Darklord53 0

you lost your virginity at age 28?

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gmc_blossom 21

Yeah, you know there are still some people out there who have respect for themselves when they're young. Not everyone was/is a hormonal teenager who must have sex because they actually think it's an important part of growing up. There are 5 or 6 pregnant girls at my school. Want to know what everyone calls them? ******, yup. ******.

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Darklord53 0

I understand having respect, Hell, I'm a virgin, but I don't think I know any adults that age that are virgins.

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Dante17 6

don't worry, just keep on OP..

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goalie001 0

I think that there is an exercise for that! it's called pelvic thrusting you should do it more often.

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horrorfreak79nj 2

I bet this was supposed to be a 'pity/mercy ****' type deal to begin with. Don't waste time letting anyone feed you false hope - you blew it. (you, David Seville & John Arbuckle should all get together & pound back a few root beers upon realizing that life will never get any easier for you.)

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