By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 915
You deserved it 12 117
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

305 7

Comments

Mach10 0

Look at all the happy posters pretending that their first time wasnt short, uncomfortable, and awkward. I've had sex with a virgin once--give me an experienced girl any day of the week. Theres a certain improvement when she LIKES sex, and isn't just flay-out terrified. OP: Get right back on that horse. Practice makes perfect, and don't waste your time reciting baseball stats to "prolong" things--better off looking her in the eyes and focussing on her, and the experience. Endurance will (hur-hur-hur) come in time.

16 2
laurieloulou 0

That happens often to men who are losing their virginity. It's understandable.

4 1
wolfsheart 14

that totally sucks!! well hood lick in the future'

1 0
gmc_blossom 21

I hope you mean "luck". ?

0 0
gmc_blossom 21

And "good". Unless there's some sick perverted thing I'm missing here.

2 0
Deadzombie 2

then you dud lose your virginity....

1 0
afroking22 0

well can't blame yu for trying, just tell the girl yu can't control yourself wen yur around her

1 3
brdude 9

I'm sorry to tell you, but, technically, you're still a virgin. =/

3 1