By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 915
You deserved it 12 117

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

Comments

jellenwood 35

So, who cares? That being your first time is special and no one would think you'd be pro yet. If she is any kind of woman, she would be understanding and patient. Take your time, and have fun!

thats terrible, I feel bad that im not even gonna say anything demeaning. better luck next time, rub one out before that should help haha

jennt89 10
allthatremains25 0

pretty sure you are still a virgin. but don't worry that happened with my boyfriend the first time. I gave him another chance.

REDHOTCHILI4LIFE 0

this reminds me of American Pie!!!

REDHOTCHILI4LIFE 0

this reminds me of American Pie!!!

REDHOTCHILI4LIFE 0

this reminds me of American Pie!!!