By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

aww you saved it all those years just for her :)

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upyoursmo 0

you're dumb. you're still a virgin.

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JennaMason 6

haha exactly! guys, he didn't really have sex with her ... which goes back to my previous comment. (VIRGIN 4 LIFE)

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ferndo33 9

how do you know he didnt enter after ejaculating?

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JSylvestre 6

well, you can't really say you lost your virginity. maybe next time will be more successful!

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MsJoyfull 4

it could be worse. At least you're not forty, with a toy collection.

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noodles1691 3

of course you did! losing your virginity rarely goes the way you want it to, whether you're 18 or 28! chin up though, most women would be flattered, especially if you can carry on ;)

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ahoyajee 3

so did she enjoy it?

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MsJoyfull 4

OP should practice with warm apple pie....... or a prostitute that charges by the second.

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DawnMarie11 0

not everyone has to lose their virginity at 13, some people like to save that for someone special, so it seems like the DUMBASSES are every single person who is picking on someone who saved his virginity for someone who he cares about.

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snickerbby 0

Finally someone with some sense :)

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