Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished...

By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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You deserved it 12 117

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 014

You deserved it 4 135

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 418

You deserved it 3 890

By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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You deserved it 378

By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 133

You deserved it 11 758

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 730

You deserved it 42 662

By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 874

You deserved it 10 700

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 982

You deserved it 3 073

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 033

You deserved it 47 400

By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 157

You deserved it 5 928

hombrepollo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

ur still a virgin

Glitterhinoceros 14

Friday 22 July 2011 16:09

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

Comments

sherices28 2

Friday 22 July 2011 18:16

at least your not forty....haha

kaykay20 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:17

What's all this talk about a prettier girl? All he did was get too excited too fast. Seeing as it was the girl of his dreams he most likely jerked off before or as I said got too excited. It happens, really no need to leave the girl just cause it's embarrassing.

IvyLee_fml 1

Friday 22 July 2011 18:17

you said I could take it... you promised! :(

Stupend0us 7

Friday 22 July 2011 18:21

Don't let it get to you. If your girl really cares for you she'll understand. My first time in my late 20's was a similar experience. It gets better as time goes on. And in the mean time get your tongue down there :).

gigi03 5

Friday 22 July 2011 18:21

Theirs something wrong with this picture..? She had better been a virgin too.

brunokona 4

Friday 22 July 2011 18:24

that really sucks

I_Told_YouSo 5

Friday 22 July 2011 18:25

I remembered my first time. 2 minutes in, I unloaded but I kept going. Within 2 hours, I came 3 times. Good time... I think first time is always fast and furious. haha.