Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished...

By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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hombrepollo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

ur still a virgin

Glitterhinoceros 14

Friday 22 July 2011 16:09

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

Comments

RyNo24 4

Friday 22 July 2011 18:35

sad in so many ways...

Tonyy1 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:36

lol #14

Friaza 29

Friday 22 July 2011 18:40

If I were the OP i'd have yelled "DYNAMIC ENTRY!".

dasfro 2

Friday 22 July 2011 18:40

wow that is really sad, what was she doing beforehand to get you to cum!

harrywestt 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:42

lolz that's pretty sad. good luck with that

Acaprice14 9

Friday 22 July 2011 18:49

talk to Dr. Hanz Jerkov and ur wang will get used to being surrounded by tight spaces...or lose spaces.

sakforduc 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:51

its funny how every one here mocks this person as if they've never had a premature moment in their lives. And for the record I've had my moments as well but then again I've had girls that came in under a minute as well. This stuff happens, especially your first time with your dream girl.

Deathhound 27

Friday 22 July 2011 18:54

I agree with you! It's sad how they make fun of him. It's not that bad to be a virgin with 28. Or if he came too early. I bet he was nervous.

sakforduc 0

Friday 22 July 2011 20:22

I can't imagine being a virgin at 28 since I'm not even 28 yet lol. Regardless it's not a bad thing. It just sucks that he'll always have around 10 years less practice at it. I've been sexually active for about 10 years and I had the same issue my first couple times. Eventually you learn to control yourself and you learn the most important rule of all...always ladies first! :)

hellojuicyhello 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:14

can't say that for most men, they all cum to quick. I dont understand why. there all older then me... and yet they cant keep up with me. hmm mayb it's just me.