Intimacy: Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 20 824

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Same thing different taste

By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 567

You deserved it 67 187

No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 442

You deserved it 8 033

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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You deserved it 7 421

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 795

By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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You deserved it 35 005

Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 428

You deserved it 1 081

By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 22:26 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML

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You deserved it 3 927

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

By honor sucks - 27/11/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

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You deserved it 45 171

By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 716

You deserved it 24 335

Bman54 19

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:05

I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.

SorasOtherForm 4

Saturday 12 March 2016 8:04

What was the bet?

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annoyedperson 25

Saturday 12 March 2016 11:01

haha you're so cray cray for the real real not for the play play shama lama Moo Moo

Epomas 1

Saturday 12 March 2016 11:11

??????

NakedandAfraid 14

Saturday 12 March 2016 11:12

Hey, you might like it. I hope she goes easy on you though.

spudking 19

Saturday 12 March 2016 11:36

Never bet what you don't mind losing. That covers money, possessions, and your anal virginity.

anonymuse_fml 31

Saturday 12 March 2016 16:32

Should be "Only bet what you don't mind losing" or "Never bet what you do mind losing"...

cheshireau 26

Saturday 12 March 2016 11:56

Use lots of lube, mate.

Bonngoo 34

Saturday 12 March 2016 12:14

Hi I'm boba

ndnpride88 25

Saturday 12 March 2016 12:31

Good luck op

EnJey0 19

Saturday 12 March 2016 13:07

Why would you accept a bet that could result in such a consequence? Even if it would have been easily won.

McQuiznos 9

Saturday 12 March 2016 13:15

Not as bad as people thing

soulebelius 17

Saturday 12 March 2016 13:34

You better wife her, because she's gonna tell EVERYBODY if yall break up! #learnfromkanye

MandieL 27

Saturday 12 March 2016 16:03

I'm sorry you've had such bad experiences with women! :(

Cyrus00 41

Saturday 12 March 2016 19:34

I don't think anyone should be learning from Kanye.

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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML

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You deserved it 6 977

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 206

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML

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You deserved it 182

Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML

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You deserved it 5 982

Today, I was diagnosed with a self-destructive personality among other things. I saw everything from my past instantly, like photographic memory recall. It was utterly terrifying, from extreme childhood drug-induced trauma that continues to this day. FML

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You deserved it 135

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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You deserved it 79

Same thing different taste

No good

Run away, now

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