By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Arbitrary 0

I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.

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MrFagHole 0

im 86 and have never kissed a single woman....

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Jsirr13 0

Well either you're a woman, or you're the ugliest man on earth. Back to the subject.. Hey I'm 20 and had a few short stints with 2 girls and I dunno it a felt like I was just doing it because everyone else was. I dumped both after a couples weeks lol. Still waiting for that special sum1, ya dig?

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Ashiana 0

sorry if i sound like a ***** or somthin but i got kissed by 3 boys and several crushed on me ..........in year 2

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Hunthas 17

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

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Prue_fml 0

who cares? kissing isn't losing your virginity so I really don't see the big deal. go clubbing and make out with a random?!? it's just a freaking kiss... are you seriously worried about that?

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miss_morgann 0

24- and you probably became a prostitute at age 15.

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clarky_95 0

I had my first at 15 and it is with the woman of my dreams I love her sooo much buy don't worry bout that man Susan boyle hasn't kissed a dude yet and she's like 50

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De3z 0

I had my first kiss when I was 11 and had sex at 16 I haven't stopped doing either since and don't plan on stopping... ladies just open your legs and guys dive in there ;)

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Acorns 0

I cant imagine going out with someone for months and not kissing them..

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