Miscellaneous: Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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By geewhiz - 01/02/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 02:01

Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML

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By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 02/09/2020 17:02

Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML

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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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By electronjames - 09/06/2024 17:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML

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Short king

By 26 year old - 30/11/2023 16:00

Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML

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Arbitrary 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 23:35

I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.

gregorygreg87 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 1:46

You are a strange person

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OzzyTheGiant 14

Sunday 27 April 2014 1:53

hey same here, but I dont thinknits an fml. I want my first kiss to be with the girl I will be with for the rest of my life

emily4040 18

Thursday 19 June 2014 4:21

That's not such a bad thing, you should save your first kiss for someone special. I know because my first kiss ended with the guy breaking up with me.

niome_fml 9

Sunday 14 September 2014 16:15

so?? this isn't an fml...

immafox_jk 5

Thursday 30 October 2014 16:41

The me of the future. I feel you OP

dawanjony 18

Friday 12 December 2014 3:51

At 23

sexypvc24 10

Monday 26 January 2015 5:18

I'm the same way, yet I'm 24 years old

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 18 August 2015 20:59

Same here.

paintedmac 8

Tuesday 15 December 2015 3:28

Someone tried to kiss me but I rejected them because they were a very rude person.

DemCherries 4

Friday 20 January 2017 14:14

I've been kissed by my mom

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