By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Arbitrary 0

I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.

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heyitsmeagain 0

Dude seriously dont even worry about it. Just wait and make sure you dont regret the person you give it to, I Know I did and it suckss I had my first kiss when i was in 6th grade, by spin the bottle, I kissed a couple guys that night and now I dont even remember who my first kiss was with. So FML :/

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blahblahblah43 0

i feel ur pain, dude.

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latinamaria131 0

dang....i got my first kiss when i was 14

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easylazy 0

SUSAN BOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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easylazy 0

hey i just realized... this reminds me of when ppl sing birthday songs: "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear ____, happy birthday to you. how old is he now? is he 1, is he 2, is he 3,... is he 20? 20 years old. and never been kissed by--" [instead of saying a name, everyone looks around the room awkwardly because you've never been kissed by ANYBODY!!!!!!!!]

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epiclyfailing 0

Wow two decades with virgin lips :p sucks for u duuude

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RH3_HeRo 0

you guys are losers, me and my girlfriend are sitting here and we think this is hella funny cuz we make out everytime I die in Call of Duty. Were both 14.

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ijustateagrape 0

aha dont worry about it wait till you find someone you really love, Im 16 and had my first kill when i was 14 it was really funny cuz it was his first kiss to and it was really messy and i think i chiped a tooth lol

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mcpussy 0

You suck, I got my first bj when I was 15 first kiss at twelve, you must have no life or testicals

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