Miscellaneous: Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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By geewhiz - 01/02/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 02:01

Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML

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By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 02/09/2020 17:02

Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML

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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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By electronjames - 09/06/2024 17:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML

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Short king

By 26 year old - 30/11/2023 16:00

Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML

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Arbitrary 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 23:35

I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.

gregorygreg87 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 1:46

You are a strange person

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annalovescheese 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 1:08

this is really sad. i was kissed when i was six years old. you guys need to go out and meet people!!

hellokittywhore 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 6:02

it's not anything that special like losing your virginity just kiss someone worth kissing tho.

ambrz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:37

lol I had my first kiss at 14...

brushababyy 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:00

alot of people here are ****** pathetic. ydi for being a prude.

whiskey33 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:19

r u Mormon that would make more sense.... kinda not really tho haha

letthemxeatcake 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 1:49

Maybe you can just play Truth/Dare and get your first kiss that way.

mdug95 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:58

wow! I never get why people put stupid stuff like this, how is not being kisses an FML it's just lame!

bunnylover1 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:23

I got my first kiss in fifth grade (when I was eleven) and we made out lol

alexamarie11 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:30

eleven year olds know how to make out?? I don't buy it

florence2011 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:33

lol. I don't think that's a bad thing at all. I had my first kiss in jr high but I had always planned on waiting and I really respect people that actually do. just my opinion.

cheergirly789 4

Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:42

lol I don't wanna sound like a **** or something but really?! I'm 12 and I do tounge with my boyfriend in front of people!!

babychiapets 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 14:07

stfu no one cares.

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