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By grounded. - 02/03/2010 06:46 - United States

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

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By jaci - 24/07/2016 15:27 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

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By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By why?! - 10/09/2011 01:57 - United States

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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LilaBear 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:22

haha. Ignore him. I would. I love my grandfather but if I was living with him to take care of him, there's no way I'd pay attention to him if he tried to ground me :P I'd be like "do you want me to move out? No? I didn't think so."

tokyohenjin 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:17

So whadja do?

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apfunction 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:29

If you're a 25 year old married woman today, I can't imagine what you will be tomorrow! I know...I'm lame.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:30

♪ For God's sake, you must be as old as the sun. Your social security number is one. Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee. You donate your blood every time that you pee. Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains. You're so old, your penis has varicose veins. Oh why don't you die, Grandpa, why must you fight? You old mother-f***er! Just walk towards the God-damn light!! ♪

xundria 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:47

lmfao!

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 17:46

BSR is that the Soylent Green or Obama Care theme song?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 19:32

Unfortunately, neither, CMH. Obama could learn a few things from Stephen Lynch, though...

exohexoh 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:35

No offense, but that's sooo funny!

kamkak 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:57

why is this fml? you dont have to listen to him...

turdburgers 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:59

Does he realize you're a grown woman? Send him to bed for being cranky.

twistedavalon06 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:12

you're sad. grow the **** up. no one can "ground" you. loser. I say fake fml

kel_pie 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:38

just swap some of his meds with x then he will be doing ok....

saywaturcoco 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:42

69?

saywaturcoco 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 16:47

noo damm I'm 70... it's just 1 off soo I'm close enough...anywayss OP ur wording sucked.... u should have wrote.... Today, I was grounded. By who? My grandfather. I'm a 25 year old married woman and currently live with him to take care off him... see like that u don't have the word today twice....

bluefairy_fml 24

Tuesday 2 March 2010 17:18

Why is this a FML? To me it sounds like a funny event. Anyway, kudos to you for taking care of your grandfather, instead of tossing him away to an asylum like most people do...