By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML
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SayItNicely 0

Do you happen to work at the same place as the person who asked for a bottle of milk? Then that wouldn't seem so weird...

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Nazi_DinoSauR 0

I think that cow hates you?

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jarrettd 27

ready aim fire 1 point for cow's getting back at humans

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jacdude 0

At least it was a tiny dump. To only hit your eyeball.

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retardslol 0

Go in from the side retard you deserve that.

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anngirl1988 0

I don't buy it... My dads a farmer and never once has he been shit on while doing something with the utters. If this is true then what the **** was your face doing in the stream of cow shit anyways?? Next time approach from the side... Makes more sense anyways.

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gatorgirl7563 22

You shouldn't have been positioned behind her anyway. That's as dangerous an area as with horses. You are LUCKY, OP. Lucky you got pooped on on your head instead of kicked in the head. Anyway, you're there to get work experience and not all experience is pleasant. At least, with your in-progress med degree, you know the warning signs of eye infection better than most people stupid enough to antagonize a cow while their face is located near sharp hooves and under its butthole.

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DevoutOccamist 12

Cows kick to the side and.poop out the back. the best place to stand is behind a rear leg.

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