Money: Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent....

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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By hobo - 17/05/2015 17:47 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML

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RJB 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:22

Well you should pay your rent. There you go. :-)

tehukiso 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:23

To be fair, if you get evicted for not paying your rent, you ARE a failure.

Comments

SigneRobertson 1

Wednesday 2 September 2009 10:16

What an awful father. You should move miles away from him.

JanisEvans 10

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:09

Grow up and pay your ******* rent.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 21:49

You are a failure. Get a ******* life, get a ******* job, get some ******* money, pay your ******* rent.

AltoSaxKatie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:21

You can always go be a squatter in an abandoned New York apartment and have trashcan fires. :)

molitov 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 23:29

why didn't u pay rent? did u assume your dad would be fine with u squatting? my dad is a land lord and I would never disrespect him that way.. if I came on hard times I would get out like a regular tenant before eviction and awkwardness.. ydi

Spongebobsquarep_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:08

you guys who say get a Jon and pay your rent do you guys not know that it's hard to get a job right now? who said he/she doesn't have a job i was evicted and I had a job it was the only job I could get and I'm a well educated person I went to school and got good grades but we are in a depression right now thanks to bush and Obama for not taking us out of this damn war they want peace but all they are doing is ruining inocent lives!

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:56

I wish I had a Jon too :c [gigglesnort] Also shut up jesus nobody cares he shouldn't have moved into a new place unless he could pay

CynicComedian 2

Friday 4 September 2009 5:00

*Sigh* another "I shunned responsibility and now I'm paying for it and I want people to feel sorry for my slacker ass." You deserved it, and I hope he rides your ass constantly until you grow up.