Love: Today, I’m on vacation with my boyfriend in Bali. He didn’t want... - FML

By Anonyme - 26/02/2013 15:16 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I’m on vacation with my boyfriend in Bali. He didn’t want us to take pictures together because, "If we break up, I’ll be bummed to see you on my pictures." FML

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SnapeIsGood 20

Friday 28 October 2016 11:45

I'm not an expert but I'd say that relationship won't last long

FunnnyGirrl 19

Friday 28 October 2016 11:43

LOL, you have to commend him for his honesty.

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CREA_fml 22

Sunday 6 November 2016 3:49

Ask him to take some photos of you, so you don't have to look back and be sad! Photos of special occasions spoilt by exes are seriously annoying! One with, one without.

befuddled455 9

Wednesday 14 March 2018 16:42

prove him right - dump his ass

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