Love: Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding... - FML

By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Cellist - 14/12/2022 15:00

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

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By SINGLE - 23/01/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Sadwife - 06/10/2016 17:36 - United States - Pardeeville

Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML

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skokob 7

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

lucky guy has a wife that plays video games!!!

belieberr 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

And they are your bridesmaids why?

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nlr 9

Friday 22 July 2011 18:13

confrere on getting married!(: but I'm sorry your so called friends are to selfish to hang out with you before your wedding! those jealous skanks!

nlr 9

Friday 22 July 2011 18:16

congrats*

Asystole 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:28

I love a girl who not only plays video games but also admits it. sorry about your shitty friends.

kaykay20 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:28

Bridesmaids not wanting to go to the bachelorette party? Weird

gigi03 5

Friday 22 July 2011 18:29

That sucks have fun with the wedding. Some friends you got.

cieramc 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:37

I think it's a bad idea to have a party the night before your wedding. Usually you have a rehearsal and a rehearsal dinner the day before. So it's not only your bridesmaids that flaked but everyone involved including both sets of parents.

raggyone1 4

Friday 22 July 2011 18:44

happy wedding!!!

Kauzz1 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:55

hopefully you are playing good games, not crappy ones. those suck

mzkris26 0

Friday 22 July 2011 18:59

can I say you might of been a bridezilla, what could you of possibly done to make your bridesnaids not want to hang out before your wedding I bet your hubby to be is having fun

cricketlover 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:12

maybe she called them bridesnaids? ;)

BennyBear 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:23

well maybe call over his best man or something. dudes love video games!

UnknownParticle 7

Friday 22 July 2011 19:28

try using mirror, it helps to find atleast one friend

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