Miscellaneous: Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while...

By imgonnadie - 07/09/2014 15:11 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

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By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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Drama alert

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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By Thanksalot - 30/11/2013 05:58 - United States - Edinburg

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting are my sister-in-law and her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattress in the room next to mine. FML

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A saint

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 20:07

Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML

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Shackled

By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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bobafett892 23

Sunday 7 September 2014 22:59

Sounds like some cool old ladies

MortenM 17

Sunday 7 September 2014 23:01

Old people for 200 please.

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bobafett892 23

Sunday 7 September 2014 22:59

Sounds like some cool old ladies

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 7 September 2014 23:29

Those gals know now to get down

itsjusttofunny 8

Sunday 7 September 2014 23:58

Elders are so awesome.

LowExpectations 30

Monday 8 September 2014 0:01

They sound young at heart.

askullnamedbilly 33

Monday 8 September 2014 0:18

Once again, I really need a 'that actually sounds ******* awesome' button. FML and YDI aren't cutting it when it comes to cool grannies.

panicsdisaster 17

Monday 8 September 2014 0:54

That's why they are called the golden years.

DarksideDoll 31

Monday 8 September 2014 2:39

Agreed. Your grandma & her sis sound like BAMFs. This FML reminded me of Grandma's Boy, after they got into Sophie's tea.

Jessj958 19

Monday 8 September 2014 5:10

Best grandma ever!

XPhoenixFire 17

Monday 8 September 2014 13:22

They party hard. Wish i had that type of party in me

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Monday 8 September 2014 17:58

Seriously. Your grandma sounds badass

StantheMan93 12

Monday 8 September 2014 18:07

My grandma just bitches about politics and gets mad at my grandpa for no reason. OP you have it good.

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 8 September 2014 19:51

Peter Griffin & Michael Moore accept this challenge...

sibeso 17

Tuesday 9 September 2014 0:17

Right? Sounds good to me. T grandma refers to ketchup and sennep (which is Norwegian for mustard) as ketchup and penis. She tells us we'll eat catholics for dinner instead of koteletter (meaning pork chops). And she calls popcorn "cockporn". Still cool grandparenting in my book - as long as it's intended with humor I don't see the problem.