By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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Tadeusz_fml 5

Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?

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DalPozzo13 10

Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem

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JokeMeister 0

sunburned on ur pecker? dude get a girl or use lotion

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isac1234 0

I don't think NO ONE CARES if you're sunburned down there.. That's your problem.. & the last few words are the saddest :[

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TheresNoEffingwa 7

shouldnt have had your junk in the sun ydi OP

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leroy24 0

Yeah, you really need to get friends, get a job, and have a life. Not to be mean or anything.

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theUBERcomment 1

bro. brooooooo. dude you didn't jerk to Cortana **** bro. now you suffer the con suck went sis

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J223 0

too burnt to **********? challenge accepted.

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oooshit13 0

move to Seattle!!..u can hardly ever get a sunburn there..esp dwn there..and u can J.O all u want with out any probs..I guess..dude..now my poor ****** mind is wondering how the he'll u got a sunburn dwn there in the first place!!...FML..lol

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