By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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Tadeusz_fml 5

Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?

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DalPozzo13 10

Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem

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incrediblekarma 3

Actually, when I recently asked someone what people my age do for fun, that was the advice I was given. Maybe it wasn't sarcasm.

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immahotbetch 0

that's shitty .

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Jamialia 5

Firstly, your penis is sunburnt? Secondly, Your palms are too?

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marlarooNaps 0

that's just sad.

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ryancrites 0

half of you guys saying go get a girlfriend don't look like you could get one yourself lol. get a sense of humor.

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MissGio 0

you do not need to reproduce, very glad you need to **********:(

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Fortitudine 3

Now this is a LEGIT fml..... Shit sucks man

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Luddeh 0

I dare you to not ********** for a week if your life is so boring you gotta ********** to have fun. :)

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nolifefyl 1

where u masterbateing outside so your dick and hands are sunburned? get a gf or something dude

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