By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21

Spicy
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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Tadeusz_fml 5

Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?

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DalPozzo13 10

Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem

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boredalltetime 0

I laughed so much when I read this. Get a life.

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SirObvious 1

instead of lube aloe vera numbnuts

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caitie3939 0

haha, you, my friend, just need to get a little more creative. ya feel me? ;) best of luck!

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Kyle357_fml 2

ha lonely son of a bitch

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canvasxskin 0

it's probably a wake up call in disguise.....quit touching yourself.

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anggeeeel 3

deal with the pain bro

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dancingpony 0

how exactly did you get sunburned there?

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AtomicBryce 0

meet a women and get a life and have your brain checked

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