By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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Tadeusz_fml 5

Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?

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DalPozzo13 10

Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem

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beaverbeast 0

Use aloe as lube?

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ScuseMePrincess 2

YDI for sitting outside in the sun with your dick flopping out.

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CherryBombb 0

I love how you used the term 'flopping out'. haha(; made me day:D

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lis54 1

haha yeah flopping out lol

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ryancrites 0

only BALLERS tan with there dick "flopping out".

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DalPozzo13 10

Could've been poking out

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luvppl 6

lol he was probably masturbating in the sun ;)

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iAmScrubs 19

Why are your genitals sunburned?

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whiteboy7thst 2

I'm guessing that someone enjoys streaking...

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aussie_gemini 5

must of been one hell of a long streak to be so burnt that masturbation is not a option

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ebroski6 0

maybe he got drunk with a bunch of friends?

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Shristen 0

Maybe he's a nudist.

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fromthesuck 8

don't know about you 200 but I'd have some questions for my friends

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WoGxFALLEN 0

or maybe his arms are sunburned and it hurts to move them

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chupacabra141 9

I'm with 276, I'm pretty sure his arms or shoulders were too burnt to jack off

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beaverbeast 0

omg you posted that right b4 me lol

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CitrusGirl 0

You seriously have nothing better to do than that? Get a damn hobby! Video games, puzzles, gardening, fishing- seriously, there are things to do.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Agreed! Maybe learn to cook (future SO will be thankful). Join a book club, dance group, etc to meet friends.

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SAGARCo 19

I think what he's saying is it hurts too much to even do that, so he has nothing to do.

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Meaningless 1

Awww you poor baby. |:

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Remove your floating ribs and you will be able to blow yourself... And no, I do not know this from experience.

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