By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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Tadeusz_fml 5

Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?

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DalPozzo13 10

Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem

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bigturd113 3

why do u hav burns in your area

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seansbro56 10

Did U go to a nudist beach or something!?!?!!

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evan_7899 28

I hear aloe vera helps burns and is a splendid lube

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kenyrabit 25

❤ I laughed. That's funny. You're funny.

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BonjourPeople 6

Could have sunburned their shoulders bad enough that it hurts to move their arms in certain positions...or their back if they do it in bed.

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mastatheif 8

Weakness disgust me

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J15237 25

So why are you completely focused on masturbation? I get it sex is important and as men we do get horny a lot, but seriously watch a good movie, play a video game. Don't let sex run your entire life or your sex drive that is.

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