By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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Tadeusz_fml 5

Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?

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DalPozzo13 10

Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem

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Acidroots 0

you've got aloe right? gotta get rubbed in somehow and somewhere (mutters too sunburnt to ********** ha!)

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volsfan30 0

If that's the only thing you depend on for fun, then that's just sad. Get a life moron. Go do something with your friends, if you even have any. Go make an imaginary friend

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wal570 2

you guys are all assuming it's a man whereas it could be a woman

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steeledwolf 8

Is it possible for a woman to eh.. get burned inside their ******?

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laurenhsmith 0

well maybe it hurts to move to actually do whatever.

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guckylynn 19

122 since the ****** is the canal into which the penis is inserted and from which menstrual blood and babies come from, no. however... the vulva could and I don't think anyone would want to ********** with burned labia.

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KaskStunter 4

Don't listen to these weirdos. Have patient and you'll ********** again!

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jallred254 4

haha! you suck!

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Quyzl 0

This is a fine chance to make friends and keep your skills honed masturbating them. :D

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