By Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21

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Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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Tadeusz_fml 5

Get a hobby. Get help. Go do it now. Also, how did you sunburn your area or the palm of your hands?

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DalPozzo13 10

Get a girlfriend, that will solve your problem

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rattusrattus 18

More details! And what kind of life do you have if all you can do is wank and wank and wank some more?

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bryan1992 0

try getting a life?

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midget2005 0

you obviously had something to do yesterday if you got sun burned.. so just do it again..

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perdix 29

Maybe you should get those cupcakes out of the refrigerator. A normal person would eat them, but you might find it both pleasurable and soothing to **** them.

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murphyisreal 0

i did't know Foul Bachelor Frog had an FML

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Is it possible for a male to ********** if he's been circumcised?

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FarmerTylerE 0

nope! it's illegal in 48 states and is considered to be a federal offense, and punishment can range from 10-25 years in a maximum security prison. once in prison you won't have to worry about masturbating yourself, youll be too busy doing it for other guys. #Sucks4u #FYL

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crystian 7

Yea it's called lotion

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jdengel 0

something tells me your life sucked before you got sunburnt

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PurpleWaffles 2

Get friends. Get a life.

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Peacewind 0

This is gunna sound lame, but buy World of Warcrack and get addicted. You're parts will never need satisfying again.

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dnljcbsn 0

wow what a thing to tell the world why don't u just kill your self retard

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