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By nurse - 03/11/2010 12:08 - Reserved

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2024 21:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, I volunteered to sit in stocks at a fair. Lots of kids pulled off my shoes and socks and tickled my feet for several minutes. I was laughing so hard there were tears. FML

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By Shock - 21/03/2016 20:12 - United States - Littleton

Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:04

Be honest. That wasn't pee... you were just getting turned on by the restraints. ;-)

JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 19:14

Back in China, long time ago, they use tickling to torture people. FYL. :/

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TheMegaFridge 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:25

tickling is a form of assult if you said stop

jkweenjkwrntjkrw 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:52

omg im so sorry. imm EXTREMELY ticklish.

icwatudidthar 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:57

Your instructor could actually get in a lot of trouble over this if you told their superiors.

sarbearXD 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:24

at least all they did was tickle u XD

alexa414 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:38

OMG that happened to me too but a bit twisted i hate that poor you

biscuit1080 0

Friday 23 March 2012 6:22

How did this happen to you?!?

silvertongue 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 3:52

That doesn't sound right. You should report it.

TitDirt 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 4:00

That would have been hot if you wet your pants. Just sayin'

Ajaxxx 4

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:19

Quite funny but cruel lol. You should actually use this as a get together with the ladies or vice versa.

GoingLesbian 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:21

OH MY GOSH I'm soooo sorry that's horrible!!! Gah gave me shivers just thinking about that lol!

46215 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 5:22

lol that's funny an u know it if u wasn't strapped down and some-else was u would join in on the fun

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