Love: Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women...

By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By StickyPickles - 17/09/2015 02:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By shea234 - 20/02/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

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No thanks

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 14:01

Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By waitingformyfoodstamps - 24/01/2009 10:50 - United States

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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You deserved it 3 769

By Username - 13/02/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

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anynonymous_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:30

Dude no woman is going to go after you if you post a Craigslist ad. It makes u look like a sleaze ball. Women have better things to do when finding men.

chloe2114 4

Monday 6 June 2011 1:08

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

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PROBLEMS99 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:20

I WOOD SAY "WELL I GOT A 1 REPLY" NO ****

SheriPutz 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:59

Buy an account on aff or sdc or kasidie. Works like a charm

xxxchexmixxx 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:54

If they're hot and horny, they won't be on Craigslist.

pickles2b2 4

Friday 28 October 2011 23:13

you disgust me

karinapuff 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 14:37

Guess you never heard of Omegle.

zombie0niqqa 0

Monday 16 January 2012 14:18

Dude. Really? Are you not confident enough to go find a girl in real life?? Work up your confidence and you should be able to find a girl worth keeping. But Craigslist ?? Lame. People would assume you're a rapist serial killer for that ad. Just saying....