By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Pretty sure the comments are going to be stopped pretty soon. If not, all hail a religion war.

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22cute 17

Actually, that theory makes MORE sense from a biological standpoint than virgin birth.

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xpheonix57 7

And that's weird because...? Honestly, if you grew up learning that instead of the bible, you'd probably think most Christians were ridiculous.

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InflamesNick 1

He's talking about the Annunaki, and there is evidence according to the summerians that the annunaki did infact come down to earth, were stunned by the female human's beauty, and mated with them.

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Shrike 23

You mean David Icke wrote about that shit based on the work of Zechariah Sitchin, a guy who had no proper training in anything Sumerian, much less any real evidence. And you think they would've been biologically compatible too? Jeez, stop believing everything you hear from these nutjobs and get an education.

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apple1 0

Those are the people who make life funny

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MeowsLikaLion 4

that's not at all what the theory is. maybe you should actually watch the show and listen to what they have to say before dismissing it as crazy.

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nattyrey 4

I think I like this version better, anyhow. Sans rape, of course. Alien Jesus did have the whole "water into wine" trick going for him now. The ladies love that one! I prefer to think he wooed the women with wine and a kick ass laser show.

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emmy462 3

I actually know someone who thinks that is a possibility. He is still one of my best friends though. I am a Christian, but not your "typical" Christian. I don't shove my religion down other peoples throats, but instead share what I believe and what is true for me, and love people regardless if they agree. Afterall, isn't that what Jesus would want us to do? Love each other, not judge? Makes a lot more sense to me.

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emmy462 3

I actually have a friend who thinks that theory is possible. And we're still friends...I am a Christian, so I obviously believe something totally different. But I don't judge other people for believing something different than me. Most Christians have seemed to get it all wrong in my opinion. They shouldn't shove their views and beliefs down the throats of others. That's not going to get anyone to believe. Instead we should love and accept each other. That's what God does for us each day, so who are we to judge others? It's not our place.

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emmy462 3

I actually have a friend who thinks that theory is possible. And we're still friends...I am a Christian, so I obviously believe something totally different. But I don't judge other people for believing something different than me. Most Christians have seemed to get it all wrong in my opinion. They shouldn't shove their views and beliefs down the throats of others. That's not going to get anyone to believe. Instead we should love and accept each other. That's what God does for us each day, so who are we to judge others? It's not our place.

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