Intimacy: Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while,...

By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML

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Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 6:41

This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)

JordynAlexis 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:15

Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.

Comments

margie4peace 11

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:51

Some women come more, once the pumping stops. You're an idiot to think otherwise.

allieallie 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 6:32

57 is so right

lailax3 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:11

what a silly thing to say.

eminemXshady 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 11:53

I think we all agree that this is NOT an fml

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:00

me thinks someone has a fetish.

margaret1997 0

Friday 4 February 2011 19:26

Well im going to say either 1) She was faking an ******. It happens. OR 2) She kept having a real ****** even though your penis wasnt in her at the moment. Just a thought. x

birdofparadise 16

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:24

I thought the same thing when I read this. Sometimes, I even ask my bf to specifically stop moving, just because it feels really good for him to just be inside me. OP, you have excellent bragging rights!