Intimacy: Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while,...

By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML

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Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 6:41

This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)

JordynAlexis 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:15

Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.

Comments

Matteo_G 16

Monday 19 October 2015 13:50

and how the **** is this a FML? a woman experiences pleasure even if you are not moving, less pleasure sure but that's perfectly normal and not a bad thing by any chance

gigiskye 20

Friday 24 June 2016 6:23

Either you're bad and she's faking or you are really really good.

idkwhyxD 5

Thursday 22 September 2016 7:07

that's actually pretty normal.. it happens a lot between bf and i.. it still feels good after you guys stop.. sometimes it'll still feel like he's inside me when if we're laying on different things..

Lola Rose Tyler 17

Sunday 17 February 2019 20:18

She may have been moaning because of the size. Anything larger than a pencil can cause pleasure because the inside of the ****** is sensitive. Please take a health class not provided by your school.