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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

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By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By IwishIwashigh - 01/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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By laughxlove - 23/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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By FMAhole - 12/02/2019 12:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML

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By - 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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Awww, sweetie

By Jess-zee - 10/05/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML

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lulinator 40

Monday 11 May 2015 16:27

He probably read them upside down and they said "wow." I'd take Wow cookies to work.

wtffml1979 22

Monday 11 May 2015 16:38

Cookies laying around are always up for grabs! It's too tempting to pass up. I'm sure the thought still made your mom happy and a laugh for later years.

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wtffml1979 22

Monday 11 May 2015 16:38

Cookies laying around are always up for grabs! It's too tempting to pass up. I'm sure the thought still made your mom happy and a laugh for later years.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 11 May 2015 23:59

A whole batch?

wtffml1979 22

Tuesday 12 May 2015 12:23

Apparently

Redoxx_fml 22

Monday 11 May 2015 16:41

WOW

Redoxx_fml 22

Monday 11 May 2015 16:42

Please get the spongebob reference

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 11 May 2015 17:18

Only because you said please.

Redoxx_fml 22

Monday 11 May 2015 20:57

Nah I take it back

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 11 May 2015 16:47

Not trying to be mean but you deserved it a little bit. You should have told him about the cookies or hid them.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 11 May 2015 17:20

I mean.... Really? The cookies literally said MOM on them. Does he open mom's mail also?

writerchic85 25

Monday 11 May 2015 17:24

I don't understand how it could be OPs fault. He took ALL of them not even considering who they may belong to. I never took stuff out of the fridge that I didn't buy or that I didn't know was for me. That's just rude.

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 11 May 2015 16:51

The hunger for cookies outmatches the hunger for literacy

TenebrionHZ 5

Monday 11 May 2015 16:56

Hey, look at the bright side. Since he proved not to be the smartest guy around, you will now be the favorite child !

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 11 May 2015 17:18

Unless the brother gets mom a gift and OP is left with nothing but crumbs.

underthesea12 24

Monday 11 May 2015 17:03

You should have been more clear about that.

rick159 12

Monday 11 May 2015 17:22

Make them with ex lax next time.....

fader48080 10

Monday 11 May 2015 17:58

speaking as a man forced to live among the over grown children that CA produces I can safely assume he is that stupid. I but this story whole heartedly.