Animals: Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By NoOrdinaryNZer - 27/07/2015 09:25 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Friday 5 August 2016 14:43

Once I put something in the sink, I don't re-use it without first washing it. Kitchen sinks are one of the dirtiest places in the home. And I don't think dogs should be licking plates clean or given people food because it instills bad habits, like begging. YDI.

DestinyNiya 33

Friday 5 August 2016 14:43

Even if your dog hadn't licked it, you should've at least rinsed it! You absolutely deserve it!

Comments

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 5 August 2016 16:13

And it didn't occur to you to give it a quick rinse (at least) since it had been sitting in the sink?

hilamonster06 21

Friday 5 August 2016 16:21

Well as long as your dog wasn't in the backyard before eating it's own ---- before you let him/ her lick the plate. I think your OK their mouths are war cleaner than ours anyway.

milman99 3

Friday 5 August 2016 18:09

dogs mouths are clean but you shouldnt feed them human food its very bad for them

FYlife604 18

Friday 5 August 2016 18:27

this is one thing I can see happening but more so reusing the same dish before putting in sink. my dog demands to get to lick bowls/plates clean. to the point he starts to whine/push/jump on you. he's got us trained real well.

pheizer01 10

Friday 5 August 2016 19:08

Youll be fine. A human mouth is dirtier than a dog mouth. Get over it

Wonthebread 20

Friday 5 August 2016 19:13

What is good for the dog is good for the master ?

petsrme307 12

Friday 5 August 2016 19:50

My dogs eat off my fork...

b1uejay 5

Friday 5 August 2016 20:02

I'm just going to say really quick that I took the plate from beside the sink, not actually in it. Also, my dog wasn't begging, she knows not to otherwise she doesn't get leftovers.