By Dizzie Rascal - 31/08/2016 11:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I made spaghetti bolognese for three people. Of those three people, only one got food poisoning. Me. FML
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quazimozart 19

Well, honestly if I were to make food for other people I'd rather myself get sick than the people I'm serving. But still, food poisoning sucks.

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False_Stupidity 41

Stilly girl!, you slipped the poison into the wrong serving.

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Isa_fml 20

Then it wasn't the spaghetti.

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Grisha_fml 18

how did the other 2 get away? Did you slip the antidote in their food?

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Chiaroscuro 21

I don't think the vomit on ur sweater was caused by ur spaghetti

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sharond23 10

if you all are the same thing and you only got sick, then it's probably not food poisoning.

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