By Insanity - 09/04/2015 05:28 - France - La Poste

Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
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DeadHorseman 11

if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.

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123ika 16

He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that

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thejonac 21

it's hilarious, but this isn't a long term way to get your kid to stay away from smoking. i suggest you be honest about it and the negative effects about the habit and have him understand that it isn't good for his health

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bluefairy_fml 24

#24 Really? You try explaining long-term health effects to a 4-year old. He'll have plenty of time to learn about the real consequences of smoking later on when he grows up. For now it's enough if he learns the bottom line, which is exactly what his father taught him: cigarettes are poop :)

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brand125 17

24 - your heads in the right place, but remember the kid is 4 not 10

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thejonac 21

no i meant explain the health stuff later on when he understands, for now just say 'that's called smoking, okay? don't do that, it'll hurt your health'

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Willibobs 33

My young cousin once pointed at a man and said "look! It's the fat controller!" because the guy looked like the fat controller out of Thomas the Tank Engine. That took a bit of explaining haha

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Gillett 23

Sounds to meet like you're doing a pretty good job parenting, to hell with him if he's a bodybuilder he shouldn't be smoking anyway.

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QueenOfAwkwardd 14

Good intention, bad execution

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lazyslumber 18

When he would grow a bit and realize that's not true, he might doubt the other good things you taught him OP.

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DogeLife 15

Well, did you get your ass kicked?

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igg125 30

You lied to your son, what kind of parent are you

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ChristinePi 36

He wasn't lying though, cigarettes do smell awful.

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