By Insanity - 09/04/2015 05:28 - France - La Poste

Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
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DeadHorseman 11

if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.

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123ika 16

He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that

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nodai 13

Even reading words of a French accent are sexy xD

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A_Little_Girl77 12

Kids say the darnedest things.. XD assuming the kid is adorable so you should be okay. ;)

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momac86 17

Well it's true... Kids only says what adults can't

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ILikeKoalas 24

Well if it was the kid that said it, the bodybuilder guy can't really do much about it. Because punching OP would probably leave the child in tears.

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rexey83 8

I once called my mom's black friend "Chocolate"

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Merylwen 24

I think most black people wouldn't actually take offense. It's really not the worst thing you could say.

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thecrazymancan 17

Really? "Cigarettes are poop"? -.- Just tell them the facts about it. No need to go and make shit up.

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Endore 14

Maybe he actually smelled like poo?

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Bradley_Dillon 39

It bothers me when I have to smell extreme cigarette while standing next to someone. I guess I can't really complain though, since they are their own person.

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