Intimacy: Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were...

By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 01:59

Today, my husband got drunk, which was bad enough, but then he got me to the point where I wanted sex too, so I let him climb aboard. He was inside me for 3 thrusts and then stopped. He’d fallen asleep, so I pushed him off me, mad as hell, then he farted and shit a little bit. I married this twat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:20

OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.

sam1984_fml 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:52

*you're welcome (you're welcome! :D)

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13bjohnson3 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:22

he wouldn't be sayin that bout me

austen130 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:09

I wouldn't have sex with him for a while after that. Asshole

braidedsilver 8

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:42

Ouch OP that must have been crushing for you. Shame on him for not expressing what he wanted DURING the act, then it could have been memorable for good reasons. However, although he was brutally honest you should appreciate that honesty. That way you can BOTH work at making next time incredible. Don't let him off the hook, he needs to work at it too.

raz1151 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:21

why would you buy a car before test driving it? lesson learned

MistyLazuli 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 14:08

Honey, there is NOTHING wonderful about a man that can say that to you, ESPECIALLY on ur wedding night! Try to get an annulment - otherwise, practise makes perfect! If u both care about pleasing the other it'll come to u. Also he a dumb idiot coz girls need confidence to be good in bed!

jcole1997 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:59

#207 She sucks in bed, nuff said. And if you tell a girl she is great when it is possibly one of the worst situations you have ever had, you are lying and making her think she has some talent. This girl has no sexual prowess. That is all.