Love: Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven...

By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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You deserved it 7 167

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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You deserved it 5 013

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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You deserved it 8 405

MILs gonna MIL...

By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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You deserved it 486

By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 638

You deserved it 438

By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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You deserved it 3 772

By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 307

Vegas…

By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 320

You deserved it 4 856

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 499

Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 677

You deserved it 3 290

CharliesCool2084 8

Monday 7 May 2012 0:57

Congratulations!

shayshayshazam 14

Monday 7 May 2012 0:58

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

Comments

mrsmillsy 10

Monday 7 May 2012 8:43

Eurgh. Good luck with that marriage... unless you have the same sense of humour, I guess.

4x4master 3

Monday 7 May 2012 9:28

Hey it rhymes lol

slushyslime 7

Monday 7 May 2012 10:02

He was joking !!

lunchladyliz 2

Monday 7 May 2012 10:24

I feel worse for you husband who just married someone with no sense of humor!

aaalllliiiii 6

Monday 7 May 2012 10:28

Take a joke!

itaimumwiro 8

Monday 7 May 2012 11:36

What drama qeen much

UsernameHere234 13

Monday 7 May 2012 12:01

it dad more than likely meant as a joke. yes it may not have been very funny for you and it's a little immature but don't over react. confront him calmly and find out the truth.