Love: Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven...

By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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MILs gonna MIL...

By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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Vegas…

By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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CharliesCool2084 8

Monday 7 May 2012 0:57

Congratulations!

shayshayshazam 14

Monday 7 May 2012 0:58

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

Comments

roshae_16 11

Monday 7 May 2012 18:08

I thought it was funny

sendboot2 4

Monday 7 May 2012 20:08

Hahaha I'm guessing he was joking. I think it's funny. Congrats!!

wildcherry1616 0

Monday 7 May 2012 23:09

At least he made a clever rhyme.

sonofkarma 5

Monday 7 May 2012 23:53

he might have done it for rhyming purposes

JayLite 0

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:11

Sounds like your Mr. 'Dream' man has talked about you (badly) to his friends. You're obviously considered a bitch. You better hope he doesn't call you a bitch to your face, when you guys argue. Or he could have a weird sense of humor. Either way, congratulations.

Buzzy123 7

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:25

You should say "Me and the dick just got hitched".

janerose21 3

Tuesday 8 May 2012 2:57

what a gun honeymoon this will be !!

TxCountryGal09 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 5:55

So both of y'all get married and you immediately get on FB? I think y'all are way too connected to your phones and social media. However, I think he was just joking and I hope it didn't ruin your honeymoon. Congrats!