Love: Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven...

By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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MILs gonna MIL...

By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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Vegas…

By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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CharliesCool2084 8

Monday 7 May 2012 0:57

Congratulations!

shayshayshazam 14

Monday 7 May 2012 0:58

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

Comments

mandacakes12 2

Monday 7 May 2012 4:01

If you think about it, it rhymes.. Could be why he said it? Lol, he's probably just joking anyways.

tkosoccer 4

Monday 7 May 2012 4:06

Glad to hear he's already respecting you

JSylvestre 6

Monday 7 May 2012 4:09

To me, he was just rhyming :)

maxamus951852 3

Monday 7 May 2012 4:14

Lol i thought it was pretty funny, but I'm a guy. The way I see it is that it was just a joke and everyone saying to dump him are retards.

dogluver900 2

Monday 7 May 2012 4:22

Aww your 1st marital fight

Aoifexzx 3

Monday 7 May 2012 4:37

The bitch and I*

jayisacooter 1

Monday 7 May 2012 4:37

AND?? Your pro Len is what exactly?? His statement was true - right?? And WHY THE **** are you posting here on your wedding day???

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 7 May 2012 5:36

The FML was posted today, that doesn't mean the FML moment happened on the same day.

wyattshack 4

Monday 7 May 2012 4:51

The bitch and I*

shawnaishere 14

Monday 7 May 2012 4:53

I think he was just trying to find a word that rhymes with hitch and the only word that came to mind was well... Bitch. So OP don't take it to heart.

ryra88 4

Monday 7 May 2012 5:07

clever on his part

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, my dad is freaking out because he thinks he's next on the list of targets the NYC CEO shooter has. Not because he himself is a healthcare-ruining CEO, but he's a pharmacist who gets death threats every week from patients he can't give medication to, due to insurance companies denying everything. FML

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Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML

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Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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Today, after extensive tests, I found out I'm neurologically incapable of forming habits. If I stop doing something for any reason, I have to find a new way, or never do it again. This includes work, hobbies, study, and even basic hygiene. FML

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Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML

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Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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