By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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Imdead 0

You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

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Rats_fml 0

That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.

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gracieroxursox 3

I get where you're coming from, but for the OP it would be difficult because dumping a girlfriend is a whole lot different than dumping a wife. There's the whole divorce process.. yeah.

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BeanieBGone 6

At least she's not using sex as a form of currency. I'd rather not have sex at all.

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darebear331 4

Today I got a B on a test. FML

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zombiesdkdjdjf 1

You poor thing...

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bam3420 13

Damn 29.... Kinda harsh isn't it? It may not be all his fault.. OP, have a talk with her and I hope everything works out for you two.

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