By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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Imdead 0

You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.

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Rats_fml 0

That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.

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driinkbleach 18

That is really sweet. And also sad but you sound like a good guy

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Onyx3288 22

Talk to her. No one wants no sex, trust me. It will make her feel special and wanted to know that you still are thinking of her. But at the end of the day sex is an important part of every marriage (f*** the people saying why did you get married) and if you really can't find a way to have that back than maybe your marriage really is over... I'm really hoping is not because it sound like you really still love your wife. Beat luck to you.

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Circles 18

Respect for not cheating like a lot of people do these days unfortunately

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DisturbedSRT8 17

Story of my life as well.

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