Miscellaneous: Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number...

By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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You deserved it 17 575

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 521

You deserved it 3 332

By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 905

You deserved it 46 474

By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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You deserved it 5 679

By killme.jpeg - 18/04/2016 01:04 - Netherlands - Wassenaar

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

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You deserved it 6 709

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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Deluxe Memory Man

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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You deserved it 124 239

Party animal

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 16:58

Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML

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You deserved it 1 332

By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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You deserved it 19 959

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 098

By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 695

You deserved it 43 472

cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:38

Well, at least you learned that next time you should save the number before you go bragging about it.

ebbasaur 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:42

I believe he did it on purpose...

Comments

pwnage79 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:44

doesnt ur phone have a recent numbers section?

F_Y_Comments 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:56

She had a lucky escape if your first thought was to show off, YDI

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:03

YDI for showing off rather than just taking the number down.

jollyholly414 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:14

well, I agree that your life is f***ed, but you also kind of deserve it. you should have saved the number and then show your friend

Zepp_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:32

YDI for having a shitty phone, it would have still been open if it were like mine :P.

zoombabwee 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:27

Are u sure it wasn't on purpose? And ydi for not saving it

fml1358 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:00

YDI for not saving it

Mr_Positive 3

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:01

wow your buddy should have bought u a drink or something after that...nah dont worry...#59 makes no sense :S feminist?

Funderful 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:06

Funderful, now you have to post on the "missed connections" section of Craigslist only to shuffle through the numerous number of fat girls who respond; thinking they made a "connection" with you you at the club.