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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By Chedder - 26/06/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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freernnur5 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:06

you fail for trying to drink and drive

Silent_Harmony 3

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:08

Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?

Comments

mccaincracker 6

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:13

None for you tonight :P

withmywideeyes 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:15

11- that was ironic right?

T_r_i_c_k_Y 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:06

#13-That was sarcasm, right?

tingting1 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:45

yeah, i think you were looking for the word 'sarcasm'... not ironic. :S

YDIBITCHES 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:21

That's what you get for trying to be a smart ass

lol69_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:21

so did you also rear end her in the bed?

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:22

i doubt it!

the_stereotype 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:23

people like you are the reason they make laws. the rest use this thing called common sense.

Vaetrus 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 13:41

Weirdly enough... it ain't so common.

keith444 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:25

we call this a fail from where i come from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF0_7qC6YFo ahha watch this

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:27

hahaha its funny how everyone dies but the girl texting!

Jazzywrites007 2

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:46

Good ******* God I'm throwing away my cell phone now >.

keith444 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:59

lol

canucksrule88 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:31

lol wow how do you not even realize you drift into the other lane....

CFR 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:59

Oh no the baby! D'= Gets to the point though...I hate texting so much, it's so stupid.

Pointy130 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:25

if driving while talking on the phone is unsafe, what makes you think that driving while texting is going to be safer?YDI for being a dumbass.

RJB 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:26

"Dont worry tonight I wont be missing your exit ;-)"

tingting1 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:33

hahahaha that's too funny!

Chaith 16

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:37

Lolol.

the_stereotype 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:00

creative :D

visage 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:33

Sooooo, how did that work out for you? I've tried a million different ways to get laid, and even succeeded a time or two, but never tried wrecking her car.