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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

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By Chedder - 26/06/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, but she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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freernnur5 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:06

you fail for trying to drink and drive

Silent_Harmony 3

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:08

Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?

Comments

plexico 3

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:40

I prefer to do my rear-ending without the cars being involved. You'd better get a good lawyer, because I think this girl wants to **** you. . . but not in the pleasurable way.

save_me_08 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:42

Is it just me or does anyone else think something witty = That's what she said...

zoop_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:47

YDI for not being gay

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:52

yeah i agree with you 100%!! OP you ought become gay so you don't get into any future accidents!!! "_"

intrepid00 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:49

I don't see the FML here. You set out to rear end her. Mission Completed?

CDS09 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:49

wow, you really arent a bright one are you...YDI on so many levels ....on the bright side you can make a witty joke about how you "rear ended" her, although I am sure at that point she wouldnt much care for witty remarks.

fyourlife88 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:50

Uh-ohhhhh, prolly put a scratch on the benz-ohhhh

alliemi 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 20:55

wow ydi x 1000 for DRINKING AND DRIVING, both of you. and trying to text, too, retard. wow, ydi. lucky you didn't die, though you should've for being so stupid.