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By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

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Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

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Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Top comments

bhsnare 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:10

then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?

zbarnett88 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:12

You know, it does take more than one person to have sex. maybe you should get involved and help you bf please you more. or just keep getting frustrated and cheating on him...

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kyarush 10

Friday 5 February 2010 2:39

wait so you have a boyfriend... and your meeting guys online? woooooow you worthless ******* *****. your the reason husbands come home early and murder their wifes. I hope you get hit by a bus *****

drilher244 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:53

haha you took the words right out of my mouth!

tonys_kitten 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:29

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! i hate ****** so much she needs to die slowly tho and painfull!!!

tonys_kitten 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:29

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! i hate ****** so much she needs to die slowly tho and painfull!!!

daknox 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:16

hoe

niesenator 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:44

I hope your boyfriend cheats on you in your own bed. *****.

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 2:42

It's obvious that the fantasy sex is going to be better! Online, I have a 14-inch **** and my come smells and tastes like Nutella. When I give online ***********, I can get my tongue up to your Fallopian tubes. In real life, my **** is only 13-1/2 inches long. ;)

NoHopeForMe 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:29

AHAHAHAHAHA perdix strikes again, high five man xD

metazoanhaddock 11

Friday 5 February 2010 7:38

does it still come nutella?

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 11:38

Oh, for sure! The only exaggeration was about my size. And sometimes I confuse inches with millimeters with furlongs.

liljeron 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:18

perdix=the best

kyarush 10

Friday 19 February 2010 22:59

lovely lawl! mines only 2 inches :/ lol

4NK8 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:47

Retarted

rachelann915 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:57

why were you even havin cyber sex when you have a boyfriend in the first place? whoreeee.

jt7893 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:58

I agree sad sad person wt a *****

oxrox 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:17

Don't cheat!

xlovelessx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:21

I feel sorry for ur bf's love life he has with u. he shud dump u. *****.

thatguy626 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:43

cyber sex WTF?

twitlight 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:45

One word: *****.

p00nhandler 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:49

FAIL....

davidhasmorefun 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:58

*****.

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